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- Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.
- Travel is the only thing you buy which makes you richer.
- Someday you will meet the happiest version of you. And it will be worth it.
- I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a donut.
- Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
- I respect people with real intentions who tell me the truth.
- Never forget who helped you out while everyone else was making excuses.
- If you're not losing friends, you're not growing up.
- Caring is free. Humility is free. Respect is free.
- I'm 99% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.
- Everything comes, some stay, some leave, that's life.
- Be a good person, but don't waste time proving it.
- Before you ask yourself why someone doesn't like you, ask yourself why you give a shit. Katey Sagal
- You are not the darkness you endured. You are the light that refused to surrender. John Mark Green
- The lust for power is not rooted in strength but in weakness. - Erich Fromm
- Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things. - Arthur Schopenhauer
- You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.— Mae West
- Listen more than you speak.
- Life is all about managing expectations — most of it your own
- Woop! Woop!
- Yeah, Nah! Nah, Yeah!
- Stress is boring. - Whitney Duan
- If you wouldn't ask them for advice, then f*ck their criticism. Mark Manson
- The aim of an argument should not be victory, but progress. - Karl Popper
- Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavour - Jack Cameron
- Today's plan .... just grab some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing.
- You will see many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. - Maya Angelou
- You ain't too old to start over. You're too old to keep doing what isn't working.
- When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
- Keep it private. People love to ruin things.
- Discipline is doing what you hate, but doing it like you love it.
- Trust your instincts.
- Sometimes being single is the upgrade.
- Dear Airport, I miss you!
- What people think about me is none of my business.
- Jellyfish have survived 650 million years, despite not having a brain. This gives so many people hope.
- All cruelty springs from weakness. - Seneca
- Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
- To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. - George Mcdonald
- Knowledge isn't power until it's applied. - Dale Carnegie
- I am at that age that the next day my body whispers to me, please don't do that AGAIN!
- Destroy what destroys you.
- Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent - Victor Hugo
- Getting no message is a message.
- He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter the heat of dispute. - Friedrich Nietzsche
- The real and lasting victories are those of peace and not of war. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Don't worry about siding for or against the majority. Worry about taking up any of their irrational beliefs. Marcus Aurelius
- Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself. Mark A. Cooper
- Sometimes the best therapy is a long drive and good music.
- The best revenge is not to be like your enemy. Marcus Aurelius
- If it excites you and scares you at the same time, it might be g good thing to try.
- It's OK to be sad after making the right decision. Andrew Zaffina
- The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
- A unicorn doesn't stand around and worry about what other unicorns think in it. It just sparkles.
- To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
- I don't want to!I don't have to!You can't make me! I'M RETIRED.
- We can't learn without pain. Aristotle
- The world has bigger problems than boys who is boys and girls who kiss girls.
- People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.
- Be good enough to forgive people, but don't be stupid enough to trust them again.
- Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist being accused of something they definitely did. Omar Hussain
- A society has no chance of success if its women are uneducated. Khaled Hosseini
- Not all of us cook. Some of us were only made to have conversations with the person cooking.
- Once I get a different vibe, you get a different me.
- Truth does not mind being questioned, a lie does not like being challenged.
- Rumours don't scare me anymore. I know what I did and what I didn't do.
- We are only as blind as we want to be. Maya Angelou
- Love comes naturally. Hate is taught.
- Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. Voltaire
- It's OK not to have an opinion (especially if you're not an expert).
- REPEAT AFTER ME: I'm allowed to do what's best for me, even if it upsets other people.
- Why do we only rest in peace? Why don't we live in peace too?
- A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras
- When the debate is lost, insults become the loser's tool. Socrates
- Never go in search of love, go in search of life, and life will find you the love you need. Atticus
- All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Blaise Pascal
- I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to be. But we broke up.
- Retired Porn Star
- The moment you want to quit is the moment when you need to keep pushing.
- Talking to your sister is sometimes all the therapy you need.
- I pretend coffee helps me but I'm still a bitch.
- The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Bertrand Russell
- If you can't look back at your younger self and realise you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
- A cousin is a little bit of childhood which can never be lost.
- What's meant to be will always find a way.
- Time is the only currency you spend without knowing your balance. Use it wisely.
- Ever since I can remember I've always wanted to go back to bed.
- The best way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the person who upset you.
- Stand up for what is right even if it means standing alone.
- STAY WOKE!
- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Gloria Steinem
- A man who tells the truth doesn't mind being questioned. A liar does.
- Before you judge me, you better make sure you are perfect.
- Breathe! It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
- Open your mind before your mouth. - Aristophanes
- Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity. Simone Weil
- Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you, it's not cake.
- I have no energy to hate. I either love you, wish you well, or you're irrelevant.
- I'm built from every mistake I ever made.
- If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when you wander. Walt Whitman
- Love is a madness that drives us to do things we never thought we'd do. - Samuel Bizimana
- Sometimes you just gotta let karma fix it, because if you fix it, you're going to jail.
- The problem with being empathic is you even feel sorry for the people who hurt you.
- We are being judged by people who do worst then us in private.
- You don't realise how fast time goes by until you watch what you have created grow.
- Don't worry if Plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
- Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.
- A real life hack: never tell anyone when you have a day off. NOT A SINGLE PERSON!
- A fit body is maintained by habits, a fit soul by principles.
- Avoiding the problems you need to face is avoiding the life you need to live.
- Creativity is intelligence having fun.
- Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Voltaire
- How can I blame the wind for the mess it made, if it was me who opened the window.
- I have a degree in sarcasm with a minor in procrastination.
- I'll look hot next year, I'm not in the mood this year.
- If you get a gut feeling something isn't right about a person or situation, trust it.
- Let it end. Let it hurt. Let it heal. Let it go.
- Not all Ex's are bad. Look at me, I'm someone's ex and I am the best.
- Shout out to everyone who works hard to support their dogs extravagant lifestyle.
- The older I get the more I realised my mom was right about basically everything. I just didn't like her tone.
- When I finish eating, I have to show my hands to my dog like I'm a black jack dealer.
- I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's five years in a row.
- Balance. Never let success go to you head, and never let failure go to your heart.
- Curiosity is the antidote to ignorance; seek to learn rather than defend your beliefs.
- Even the darkest night with end and the sun will rise. Victor Hugo
- How come eight hours at home takes 30 minutes but eight hours at work takes five days.
- I have abs, it's just hidden under my love for wine.
- I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore.
- If you think you can do a thing or you think you can't do a thing. You are right.
- Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence. Leonardo da Vinci
- Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people. Socrates
- The fact I gotta go to work and be my own Sugar Mama is crazy.
- I never said that shit. Confucius
- I don't just say awkward things, I am an awkward thing.
- A fool contributes nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything. - Aristotle
- When love visits you again, may it be safe, secure, genuine and reassuring.
- A fool contributes nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything. - Aristotle
- Contentment is natural wealth; luxury is artificial poverty. Socrates
- Electile Dysfunction: the inability to be aroused by any of the parties standing for election.
- How do I get a hurricane named after me? I've been a disaster my whole life.
- I have a degree in Mansplaning.
- I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that doesn't.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
- Live Fart Laugh
- Never hide your magic.
- Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it. Khalil Gibran
- Single, but unavailable and uninterested.
- The first step to get approval is by not needing it.
- There is never any need to get worked up about things you can't control. Marcus Aurelius
- You've got one life, waste it wisely.
- Avoiding facts and refusing to recognise mistakes is the absolute definition of pure stupidity. Celynne Alvarez
- Every word has consquences. Every silence too. Jean-Paul Sartre
- I am enough.
- I know what I bring to the table. So trust me when I say I'm not afraid to eat alone.
- I'm not antisocial. I just don't engage in meaningless conversation.
- Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.
- Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. T.S.Eliot
- One reason people resist change is because they focus on what they have to give up instead of what they will gain.
- Some people have material things, while others have love and true happiness.
- The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. Bertrand Russell
- Time is more valuable than money. You can get money, but you cannot get more time.
- When you start to improve yourself, loneliness is the price you pay.
- We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
- Tradition - Peer pressure from dead people.
- Comparison is the thief of joy. Theodore Roosevelt
- I am always in need of a night in the outback, with a bonfire, good music, friends and a million billion stars.
- I just got to a point where I decided that I want to live an unbullshitafied life. Steve Maraboli
- I'm not as unhinged as I could be and I want everyone to be grateful for that.
- It is fatal to enter a war without the will to win it. Douglas MacArthur
- Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realise this after saying them.
- I licked it so it's mine.
- I am not feeling very worky today.
- Flawed characters rise to greatness.
- Ask yourself at every moment, Is this necessary? Marcus Aurelius
- Ethics is the child of emotion and reason.
- The goal is simple. Be better than yesterday.
- Your friend who's not my friend should never know my business.
- A good friend is great, but a good friend with chocolate is basically a superhero.
- When we avoid hard conversations, we're not keeping the peace. We're just keeping the tension.
- Be a good person in real life, not on social media.
- Dear old people, Being in bed by 9pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
- Excuses won't build your future.
- I can't cook, but I can start an argument from scratch.
- I need one of those jobs where I get paid to travel the world.
- I've survived too many storms to be bothered by raindrops.
- It's not who is right, but what is right, that is important. Thomas Huxley
- My favourite activity is minding my own business.
- Someone taking your parking pace at home is a different type of anger.
- The highest result of education is tolerance. Helen Keller
- Today I'm gonna give it my almost.
- Woke up gorgeous again, this is getting ridiculous.
- Your pain is probably not your fault, but your healing is your responsibility.
- Dads know a lot, Grandfathers know everything.
- Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear. George Adair
- I can't believe I ever refused to take a nap as a kid. These days I will do just about anything to take a nap.
- I need to sit by the ocean and dissociate for like, three days.
- If I die choking on a gummy bear, tell everyone I was killed by a bear and say no more .
- It's OK to quit on someone who is not trying, you deserve effort.
- My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.
- People raised on love see things differently than those raised in survival - Joy Marino
- Sometimes I read a text and think what a psycho. Then I press send.
- The older I get the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
- At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
- Treat other's with kindness, even if they don't deserve it; it's not about them, it's about who you are. - Samuel Bizimana
- You are not too old and it is not too late.
- The strongest man you know is a first born daughter.
- Stick to your plan, not your mood.
- Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same.
- Devote the rest of your life making progress. Epictetus
- Flying is my second favourite F-Word.
- I don't know the secret to happiness, but I have never been sad drinking wine on a beach.
- I want to drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it's ready.
- If you are lonely when you are alone, you're in bad company. Jean Paul Sartre
- Kindness is loaning someone your strength instead of reminding them of their weaknesses.
- Gezzz! If I knew life was going to be like this, I would've got a job and bought a house in first grade!
- A Politician divides mankind into two classes: tools and enemies. - Friedrich Nietzsche
- Sometimes words aren't enough, thus we have the middle fingers.
- The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth.
- Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip.
- Why does the older daughter always think she is the family manager.
- Your triggers are your responsibility. It isn't the world's obligation to tiptoe around you.
- I am not always a trainwreck. Just kidding! Toot toot!
- Be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios.
- Dear Facebook, Stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them.
- I matched someone's disrespect and they didn't like it.
- I'm at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working.
- Injustice is not an accident, it is an act of deliberate evil. Socrates
- Make your own rules or be a slave to another man's. William Blake
- REMINDER: You are a day closer to boarding a plane.
- Stay original and let the world copy you.
- True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
- Why does my own brain have to ruin my mood. Like, whose side are you even on.
- Your kindness also needs boundaries.
- Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.
- Nothing changes if nothing changes. If you want a different result try a different approach. Patrick Kyei
- Everything I lose creates space for everything I need.
Dear Facebook, Stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them.
Of course. This is a popular and humorous internet saying expressing a common frustration with social media algorithms.
At its heart, the saying is a witty commentary on the limitations of technology in understanding human relationships. An algorithm sees data points—mutual friends, a shared workplace, and suggests a connection. A human sees history, nuance, and emotional context.
It highlights the modern social dilemma of having to curate our online lives and actively avoid people we are forced to interact with (or have been forced to interact with) in the real world. In essence, the user is saying, "Facebook, your algorithm is smart enough to find these people, but not smart enough to understand that I've been successfully avoiding them for years. Please stop ruining it."
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