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• Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.
• Travel is the only thing you buy which makes you richer.
• Someday you will meet the happiest version of you. And it will be worth it.
• I'm just a girl standing in front of a salad asking it to be a donut.
• Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
• I respect people with real intentions who tell me the truth.
• Never forget who helped you out while everyone else was making excuses.
• If you're not losing friends, you're not growing up.
• Caring is free. Humility is free. Respect is free.
• I'm 99% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.
• Everything comes, some stay, some leave, that's life.
• Be a good person, but don't waste time proving it.
• Before you ask yourself why someone doesn't like you, ask yourself why you give a shit. Katey Sagal
• You are not the darkness you endured. You are the light that refused to surrender. John Mark Green
• The lust for power is not rooted in strength but in weakness. - Erich Fromm
• Mostly it is loss which teaches us about the worth of things. - Arthur Schopenhauer
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.— Mae West
• Listen more than you speak.
• Life is all about managing expectations — most of it your own
• Woop! Woop!
• Yeah, Nah! Nah, Yeah!
• Stress is boring. - Whitney Duan
• If you wouldn't ask them for advice, then f*ck their criticism. Mark Manson
• The aim of an argument should not be victory, but progress. - Karl Popper
• Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavour - Jack Cameron
• Today's plan .... just grab some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing.
• You will see many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated. - Maya Angelou
• You ain't too old to start over. You're too old to keep doing what isn't working.
• When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
• Keep it private. People love to ruin things.
• Discipline is doing what you hate, but doing it like you love it.
• Trust your instincts.
• Sometimes being single is the upgrade.
• Dear Airport, I miss you!
• What people think about me is none of my business.
• Jellyfish have survived 650 million years, despite not having a brain. This gives so many people hope.
• All cruelty springs from weakness. - Seneca
• Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
• To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved. - George Mcdonald
• Knowledge isn't power until it's applied. - Dale Carnegie
• I am at that age that the next day my body whispers to me, please don't do that AGAIN!
• Destroy what destroys you.
• Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent - Victor Hugo
• Getting no message is a message.
• He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter the heat of dispute. - Friedrich Nietzsche
• The real and lasting victories are those of peace and not of war. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Don't worry about siding for or against the majority. Worry about taking up any of their irrational beliefs. Marcus Aurelius
• Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself. Mark A. Cooper
• Sometimes the best therapy is a long drive and good music.
• The best revenge is not to be like your enemy. Marcus Aurelius
• If it excites you and scares you at the same time, it might be g good thing to try.
• It's OK to be sad after making the right decision. Andrew Zaffina
• The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
• A unicorn doesn't stand around and worry about what other unicorns think in it. It just sparkles.
• To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
• I don't want to!I don't have to!You can't make me! I'M RETIRED.
• We can't learn without pain. Aristotle
• The world has bigger problems than boys who is boys and girls who kiss girls.
• People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.
• Be good enough to forgive people, but don't be stupid enough to trust them again.
• Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist being accused of something they definitely did. Omar Hussain
• A society has no chance of success if its women are uneducated. Khaled Hosseini
• Not all of us cook. Some of us were only made to have conversations with the person cooking.
• Once I get a different vibe, you get a different me.
• Truth does not mind being questioned, a lie does not like being challenged.
• Rumours don't scare me anymore. I know what I did and what I didn't do.
• We are only as blind as we want to be. Maya Angelou
• Love comes naturally. Hate is taught.
• Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. Voltaire
• It's OK not to have an opinion (especially if you're not an expert).
• REPEAT AFTER ME: I'm allowed to do what's best for me, even if it upsets other people.
• Why do we only rest in peace? Why don't we live in peace too?
• A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras
• When the debate is lost, insults become the loser's tool. Socrates
• Never go in search of love, go in search of life, and life will find you the love you need. Atticus
• All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone. Blaise Pascal
• I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I used to be. But we broke up.
• Retired Porn Star
• The moment you want to quit is the moment when you need to keep pushing.
• Talking to your sister is sometimes all the therapy you need.
• I pretend coffee helps me but I'm still a bitch.
• The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. Bertrand Russell
• If you can't look back at your younger self and realise you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
• A cousin is a little bit of childhood which can never be lost.
• What's meant to be will always find a way.
• Time is the only currency you spend without knowing your balance. Use it wisely.
• Ever since I can remember I've always wanted to go back to bed.
• The best way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the person who upset you.
• Stand up for what is right even if it means standing alone.
• STAY WOKE!
• The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Gloria Steinem
• A man who tells the truth doesn't mind being questioned. A liar does.
• Before you judge me, you better make sure you are perfect.
• Breathe! It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
• Open your mind before your mouth. - Aristophanes
• Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity. Simone Weil
• Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you, it's not cake.
• I have no energy to hate. I either love you, wish you well, or you're irrelevant.
• I'm built from every mistake I ever made.
• If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when you wander. Walt Whitman
• Love is a madness that drives us to do things we never thought we'd do. - Samuel Bizimana
• Sometimes you just gotta let karma fix it, because if you fix it, you're going to jail.
• The problem with being empathic is you even feel sorry for the people who hurt you.
• We are being judged by people who do worst then us in private.
• You don't realise how fast time goes by until you watch what you have created grow.
• Don't worry if Plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
• Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.
• A real life hack: never tell anyone when you have a day off. NOT A SINGLE PERSON!
• A fit body is maintained by habits, a fit soul by principles.
• Avoiding the problems you need to face is avoiding the life you need to live.
• Creativity is intelligence having fun.
• Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Voltaire
• How can I blame the wind for the mess it made, if it was me who opened the window.
• I have a degree in sarcasm with a minor in procrastination.
• I'll look hot next year, I'm not in the mood this year.
• If you get a gut feeling something isn't right about a person or situation, trust it.
• Let it end. Let it hurt. Let it heal. Let it go.
• Not all Ex's are bad. Look at me, I'm someone's ex and I am the best.
• Shout out to everyone who works hard to support their dogs extravagant lifestyle.
• The older I get the more I realised my mom was right about basically everything. I just didn't like her tone.
• When I finish eating, I have to show my hands to my dog like I'm a black jack dealer.
• I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's five years in a row.
• Balance. Never let success go to you head, and never let failure go to your heart.
• Curiosity is the antidote to ignorance; seek to learn rather than defend your beliefs.
• Even the darkest night with end and the sun will rise. Victor Hugo
• How come eight hours at home takes 30 minutes but eight hours at work takes five days.
• I have abs, it's just hidden under my love for wine.
• I'm actually pretty good in bed. I hardly ever fall out anymore.
• If you think you can do a thing or you think you can't do a thing. You are right.
• Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence. Leonardo da Vinci
• Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people. Socrates
• The fact I gotta go to work and be my own Sugar Mama is crazy.
• I never said that shit. Confucius
• I don't just say awkward things, I am an awkward thing.
• A fool contributes nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything. - Aristotle
• When love visits you again, may it be safe, secure, genuine and reassuring.
• A fool contributes nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything. - Aristotle
• Contentment is natural wealth; luxury is artificial poverty. Socrates
• Electile Dysfunction: the inability to be aroused by any of the parties standing for election.
• How do I get a hurricane named after me? I've been a disaster my whole life.
• I have a degree in Mansplaning.
• I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that doesn't.
• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain
• Live Fart Laugh
• Never hide your magic.
• Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it. Khalil Gibran
• Single, but unavailable and uninterested.
• The first step to get approval is by not needing it.
• There is never any need to get worked up about things you can't control. Marcus Aurelius
• You've got one life, waste it wisely.
• Avoiding facts and refusing to recognise mistakes is the absolute definition of pure stupidity. Celynne Alvarez
• Every word has consquences. Every silence too. Jean-Paul Sartre
• I am enough.
• I know what I bring to the table. So trust me when I say I'm not afraid to eat alone.
• I'm not antisocial. I just don't engage in meaningless conversation.
• Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you lost.
• Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. T.S.Eliot
• One reason people resist change is because they focus on what they have to give up instead of what they will gain.
• Some people have material things, while others have love and true happiness.
• The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. Bertrand Russell
• Time is more valuable than money. You can get money, but you cannot get more time.
• When you start to improve yourself, loneliness is the price you pay.
• We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
• Tradition - Peer pressure from dead people.
• Comparison is the thief of joy. Theodore Roosevelt
• I am always in need of a night in the outback, with a bonfire, good music, friends and a million billion stars.
• I just got to a point where I decided that I want to live an unbullshitafied life. Steve Maraboli
• I'm not as unhinged as I could be and I want everyone to be grateful for that.
• It is fatal to enter a war without the will to win it. Douglas MacArthur
• Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realise this after saying them.
• I licked it so it's mine.
• I am not feeling very worky today.
• Flawed characters rise to greatness.
• Ask yourself at every moment, Is this necessary? Marcus Aurelius
• Ethics is the child of emotion and reason.
• The goal is simple. Be better than yesterday.
• Your friend who's not my friend should never know my business.
• A good friend is great, but a good friend with chocolate is basically a superhero.
• When we avoid hard conversations, we're not keeping the peace. We're just keeping the tension.
• Be a good person in real life, not on social media.
• Dear old people, Being in bed by 9pm is amazing. Sorry I made fun of you.
• Excuses won't build your future.
• I can't cook, but I can start an argument from scratch.
• I need one of those jobs where I get paid to travel the world.
• I've survived too many storms to be bothered by raindrops.
• It's not who is right, but what is right, that is important. Thomas Huxley
• My favourite activity is minding my own business.
• Someone taking your parking pace at home is a different type of anger.
• The highest result of education is tolerance. Helen Keller
• Today I'm gonna give it my almost.
• Woke up gorgeous again, this is getting ridiculous.
• Your pain is probably not your fault, but your healing is your responsibility.
• Dads know a lot, Grandfathers know everything.
• Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear. George Adair
• I can't believe I ever refused to take a nap as a kid. These days I will do just about anything to take a nap.
• I need to sit by the ocean and dissociate for like, three days.
• If I die choking on a gummy bear, tell everyone I was killed by a bear and say no more .
• It's OK to quit on someone who is not trying, you deserve effort.
• My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.
• People raised on love see things differently than those raised in survival - Joy Marino
• Sometimes I read a text and think what a psycho. Then I press send.
• The older I get the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.
• At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
• Treat other's with kindness, even if they don't deserve it; it's not about them, it's about who you are. - Samuel Bizimana
• You are not too old and it is not too late.
• The strongest man you know is a first born daughter.
• Stick to your plan, not your mood.
• Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same.
• Devote the rest of your life making progress. Epictetus
• Flying is my second favourite F-Word.
• I don't know the secret to happiness, but I have never been sad drinking wine on a beach.
• I want to drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it's ready.
• If you are lonely when you are alone, you're in bad company. Jean Paul Sartre
• Kindness is loaning someone your strength instead of reminding them of their weaknesses.
• Gezzz! If I knew life was going to be like this, I would've got a job and bought a house in first grade!
• A Politician divides mankind into two classes: tools and enemies. - Friedrich Nietzsche
• Sometimes words aren't enough, thus we have the middle fingers.
• The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth.
• Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip.
• Why does the older daughter always think she is the family manager.
• Your triggers are your responsibility. It isn't the world's obligation to tiptoe around you.
• I am not always a trainwreck. Just kidding! Toot toot!
• Be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios.
• Dear Facebook, Stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them.
• I matched someone's disrespect and they didn't like it.
• I'm at the age where I'm not upgrading my phone until it stops working.
• Injustice is not an accident, it is an act of deliberate evil. Socrates
• Make your own rules or be a slave to another man's. William Blake
• REMINDER: You are a day closer to boarding a plane.
• Stay original and let the world copy you.
• True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
• Why does my own brain have to ruin my mood. Like, whose side are you even on.
• Your kindness also needs boundaries.
• Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.
• Nothing changes if nothing changes. If you want a different result try a different approach. Patrick Kyei
• Everything I lose creates space for everything I need.